slacker

One who is slack

Also see slack slackist slackisum

Man i have never me a bigger slacker than you

by Darken May 24, 2005

spocker

the extreme version of the shocker...instead of the classic two in the pink one in the stink, You simply seperate your 4 fingers into two pairs like spock from Star Trek, "live long and prosper" hand pose, before inserting two fingers in the coot and two in the boot.

that girl is such a whore i gave her the spocker and she didnt even notice

by Clay Turner June 11, 2005

Shacker

A person who is addicted to shatter.
Coke cooked into crack. Addict is cracker
Weed cooked into shatter. Shacker

I just caught that shacker hitting his rig in the mcdicks parking lot.

by Aint trippin January 22, 2017

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005

spacked

SPonge attACKED. To be viciously attacked with a common household sponge.

I spacked felix last night, now he's in a coma.

by Tom and Felix Who Shall Now Fuck Off May 16, 2005

Splacker

The superfluous act of spreading an entertaining or shocking image, video or file across the Internet to amuse or solicit reaction from it's viewers.

"Whoa look at that hottie! I'm going to splacker that all over the boards!"

"Give me $100 or I'm going to splacker that nude picture of you and that stripper at your bachelor party"

by zbng August 10, 2006

Skank smacker

Someone who is destined to be a virgin for their entire life because of their obnoxiousness/incapability to have feelings and a brain

by DeaD PersoN August 1, 2003