by Yen9090 October 10, 2017
Get the fistful spankingmug. The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.
Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the Spanked into oblivionmug. When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.
Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
Get the Hanky Spankmug. In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's
- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking
- The emergency spank!
- Forward bay spank
- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready
- Spanking on roundabouts
- Hill spanks
On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
Get the The spanking testmug. When several men get together and beat their meat at the sane time. Usually ending in synchronized climax.
by Negativechromosomes April 19, 2018
Get the sycronized spankmug. 
by Catchris2 May 15, 2021
Get the mommy spankmug.