soggy pretzel

When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around

"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."

by peteypablocaso February 28, 2017

soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".

That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.

by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014

Soggy taco

When you fall asleep fingering a girl wit two fingers

I was on Xanax and I fell asleep “grabbing her by the pussy” call it a soggy taco

by Junior the kid August 12, 2022

Soggy Brovie

You're not looking good friend. Appearing Soggy, fat, old, outdated, or frumpy.

Also, coming with a weak argument. Losing a verbal altercation in person or online. Avoiding the main argument with strawmen or fluff.

Ryan was looking like a soggy brovie arguing politics over social media.

Jeff showed up all soggy brovie after his breakup. He was like Raj ordering lobster on his couch after he got dumped on TBBT.

by E & R December 9, 2024

Soggy pinecone

Just like shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass, but you a relative and in Northern Michigan.

I gave my sister a soggy pinecone last night and she loved it.

by MagicalVagina/ CooterCommander April 14, 2019

soggy cereals

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.

- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.

by teddybrown September 29, 2017

Dirty soggy earl

When I a girl needs to shit rlly bad but holds it in until he rectum forces instead out. The male then sucks in it and pours a vodka and semen mix to esert dominance

Oh u didn’t get a dirty soggy Earl did u

by Cucf June 29, 2021