paki shower

A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.

(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"

Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"

by Dushe June 12, 2008

No Shower No Shave Sundays

Exactly what it sounds like.

Don't shower or shave on Sundays. Take this day for yourself. Enjoy yourself without worrying about what other people think. Who cares if you smell bad and look unkempt, its about showing the world you don't care. (at least you don't care once a week)

Bob: "Dude, you smell terrible."

Joe: "Yea I didn't shower or shave today, its No Shower No Shave Sundays"

Bob: "Oh yea I forgot, then nevermind, you smell terrible, but you are SO cool for not showering and not shaving on Sundays. How can I be cool like you?"

Joe: "Step one: Don't shower on Sundays. Step two: Don't shave on Sundays"

Bob: "Sounds like a plan, homeskillet!"

Joe:"Step three: NEVER say homeskillet again."

by Bismark Fan April 15, 2008

mexican shower

when you have rejected to shower and instead showered yourself in Cologne so you can cover up the smell of your body

that Guido obviously took a mexican shower today, the kid smells like a five year old hooker

by thaboiacrossthastreet November 9, 2009

Shower dance

A striptease routine under a shower.

i went to deja vu and paid $25 for a shower dance

by nathan44z March 9, 2007

Shower Mac&Cheese

When you sneak into your roommate's shower to steal hot water for your make and cheese.

My roommate was so desperate that he lockpicked my door and got shower mac&cheese.

by peac0ckman December 11, 2019

Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

by gabuman February 27, 2011

Showerhead

To give or receive head in the shower

Hey, baby, i want to give you showerhead!

by Pussy Slayer 90000 April 28, 2009