Aztec Water Slide

While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)

I wouldnt kiss her stomic after i gave her that aztec water slide

by Feezley February 5, 2010

South Dakota Slider

The South Dakota Slider is preformed the same way as the Baltimore Backdraft. However, instead of blowing the feces out of the funnel, the individual runs out of air, and the feces slides down his/her throat, usually resulting in vomiting.

I had to call into work today telling them I was sick, hopefully they do not find out I was sick form a South Dakota Slider.

by cubsfan0147 October 15, 2009

Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.

Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.

by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011

sludge

1. Solid waste that is trucked out of sewage treatment plants and delivered to farms as fertilizer.

2. diarrhea.

Who left a load of sludge in the crapper and forgot to flush?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

slide surfing

The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)

Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.

by The Gr8t Alexander December 27, 2008

slide a ride

get a ride. .

Hey man can I slide a ride with you?

by walkabout November 23, 2010

Sladernator

the act of a small man throwing a half-full Dr. Pepper can at a innocent bystandard.

"why is there Dr. Pepper stains on your wall?"

"had to Sladernator a bitch"

by GertBurg April 24, 2011