Sleep Skeet

When you ejaculate while sleeping, also known as a wet dream.

Yo there's mad sleep skeet on those covers.

by Andyb10191987 May 25, 2009

Sleep Fatnea

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.

My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.

by pamslam May 12, 2009

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

Sleep Fucker

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.

When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.

by Kyebosh October 26, 2005

Sleep God

To be very chill

Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?

by Sleep God June 13, 2014

sleeping tranny

When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.

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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'

' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'

by mr.burnside May 27, 2017

sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015