Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Sit to Pop

A term used by Balloon fetishists, better known as Looners, to define the act of popping balloons by sitting and bouncing on them.

Guy 1: dude, have you watched Loonergirl1234's new video? It was so hot!

Guy 2: I know right! That sit to pop was "very" hot!

by Mysteryguy6464 March 23, 2024

thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”

by dinosaur man November 24, 2023

sitting black

Sitting, in preferably your car, with your seat leaned back so that if you stick your hand out you can barely grab the wheel with one hand.

Yeah man, got so nervous driving today I had to drive sitting black

by Baridi January 10, 2017

Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 21, 2023

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 13, 2022