lowlife scumbag

After mooching most of your life
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband

(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)

5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.

6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.

Ellie: I'm not a scumbag! When that house caught fire, I let that old bag live with us!
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.

by Mia Martinelli April 15, 2016

Human Scum

What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.

I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.

by Wildburr April 26, 2016

The Prodigal Scum

Based on the Biblical parable The Prodigal Son, The Prodigal Scum is any Christian family boy who runs away from home then comes back in hopes of being bestowed all the family's riches.

- I think I'm going to attempt to pull The Prodigal Scum next year. Then I'm gonna buy a place in Ibiza & spend the rest of my days there.

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

scumble

The words fumble and scramble together ... Only happens in football (or Pro Evo) when somebody 'fumbles' the ball in the box and when there is a 'scramble' for the ball so a scumble is formed

Oisin: Shit the keeper dropped the ball
Cian:Come on get the ball
** Defender Clears Ball **
Oisin: Wat a Scumble
Cian: Got lucky ya cunt

by Oisinmc14 October 8, 2007

scumbags vs. guidos

the tension between guidos and scumbags in certain schools. guidos are obviously short cut hair, ed hardy wearing, club going people with big egos. in this case a scumbag is as flanel wearing, dip spitting, bigger egos, kid who does not give a fuck and in regular society is considered disgusting.

In allentown high school, the scumbags hate the guidos. Can anyone say scumbags vs. guidos?

by fuckyouscumbag August 1, 2011

Bigoted Scum

The homophobes, racists, and sexists are bigoted scum.

Guy1: Why is there so much Bigoted Scum?
Guy2: I have no clue why they can't accept other people.

by Jqoi Zunderlat October 7, 2020

southern scum

Southern scum is someone who is dirty as hell and is just nasty and sloppy asf

Honey you can not be friends with Leeann because she is southern scum

by Bossladyjay0546 May 29, 2017