Secret Sausage Party

A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.

Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."

Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."

by Jacob Gnarly August 18, 2010

secret nudist

Someone who likes to be nude, but not around other people. He/She often takes off their clothes when they are alone at their house and not expecting anyone.

When his parents aren't home, Jim takes off his clothes being a secret nudist.

by Ninja_boi October 20, 2010

Secret Jesus

Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.

Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"

Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.

by scorpiotail December 29, 2010

secret spice bag

An Asian dish consisting of 'salt n pepper' chicken and chips with the the option of curry sauce as a side

Secret spice bag made by Asian men living in the heart of crumlin

by Your owl one November 3, 2013

security council

The most wasteful body of the entire United nations, cloaked with so much power and possibility but overshadowed with so much stupidity by things such as but are not limited by the power of P5 veto's, inability to listen to the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan when it is obviously a good decision, also this member state condemns the use of napalm and other terribly traumatic uses of weapons that would hurt general and innocent citizens. In short the security council is one of the hardest committees that have existed within MUN and the real UN for it combines the element of tradition and crisis and full and total amounts of stress about having the ability to really do something to help the world . SRMUN 2014 has reaffirmed this over and over and over again. Thank you I yield the rest of my time.

When I got put into the Security Council, I wanted to just condemn everything and everyone.

by The Hashemite Kingdomof Jordan November 21, 2014

secrist middle school

A ghetto ass east side school filled with hella bloods and ugly ass niggas but with the girls its hella confusing cause its either they cute and got a fat ass or the ugly and small asf so ugly niggas stay winning there😂😂Filled with weed in like every corner hella stoners and fight that be funny asf like when a little ass girl fights an ugly ass girl and beats her ass *cough* *cough* @A&V 💀💀 or when a bitch break another bitches nose @K&M like dead serious cute girls can fight there but they stoners too 😂😂but those teachers ugly asf annoying asf and dumb asf like if you go there you finna agree 😂😂

"Aye you saw that fight ?"
"yeah what school was that at?"
"most likey secrist middle school nigga"

by Booty is fun when it fat June 19, 2016

secret annex

A group of same sex individuals, that enjoy partaking in a series of sexual acts to one another, usually takes place on a low floor in a household so moaning and other sounds can’t be heard

Hey Nate, you ready to get fruity and suck some dick at the secret annex tonight?

by HotMustard44 June 5, 2018