Screeching halt

Something that happens when a person with dark skin goes to a place where it’s mostly white people

If I go there, everything will come to a screeching halt. Every car will stop. Every airplane, every bike, every person walking down the sidewalk will all stop. And they’ll just look at me like O_O

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Screeching halt

Something that happens when a person with dark skin goes to a place where it’s mostly white people

If I go there, everything will come to a screeching halt. Every car will stop. Every plane will stop. Every person on a bike and skate board and every person walking down the street will all stop. And they’ll all just stare at me like O_O

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Schroedingers foreskin

A Moyle and a baby are trapped in a box. You don't know if the baby has been circumcised or not.

Dude this job interview has got me feeling like schroedingers foreskin.

by Skebopfartcum September 20, 2023

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

Screaming in public

A way to describe your pain with only sounds, it is basically when you scream in public (if it wasn't obvious) and be roasted across millions of old people. It is also a way to gain millions of views by making it intense screaming and putting everybody's ears in chames as in the example below.

A person who has a family, children, a wife, and two jobs to work on: lalala i fucking want this delicious burger
Narrator for the video: Screaming in public bathrooms pran-
Creature that doesn't have a father figure: AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHAGAHAHAHAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIU
person that im not saying again: what the actual fuck's is this
Person that doesn't have a father figure: HAHAHAHAAAAGAGAGAGGHGAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAahAAHAHAHAHAAAAGGGAGAGAGAGGQVAVAGAVVAGAGAGGAGAGGSGSHDUDHHEIRIFHUFJFHFUICOFKFJIDHDH (summons scp 077885373638) HAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGGA...
it continues
non stopping pain.

by pytschratchon October 19, 2023

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023

screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf’

Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos

by benfeather December 31, 2023