Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021

Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

Insert Screaming Here

When you find some unholy Eddsworld ship

*insert screaming here while seeing tomtord*

by Aflesher May 27, 2021

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021

Scream intellectual

An 'intellectual' person that comes from the following social categories or vocations: sports, celebrity, revolutionary, entertaining, academic (social science only), media

I called them a scream intellectual because they seem to have outsized political clout compared to their political critical thinking skills and simply make a lot of political noise as a result. A scream intellectual would be someone like Robert DeNiro and Taylor Swift and Al Sharpton.

by Sexydimma December 16, 2024

Screaming doughnut

A never ending loop of men engaged in anal intercourse locking the last man into the first.

“Mate, that stag do got so weird it almost became a Screaming Doughnut. We had to call it a night.”

by Son of a Glitch July 23, 2025

screams

A slang term for "reveals".

The Happy Family sticker on that car's rear windshield screams that the Sherbrooke family has 3 children and 1 cat.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025