salt malt soup

A soup concoction that consists of Chinese egg drop soup and semen.

Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.

by LilTwiz December 12, 2008

Alabama Salt and Pepper

When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint

Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper

by Senor Knuckles August 9, 2023

eat some salt

Term used to define eating a males anal

Can I give you head and eat some salt ?

by KimeyaB February 2, 2018

Salt my snout

demanding a friend your out on the town partying with to shake coke all over your nose

Bro, do me a favor, salt my snout right now, I'm too drunk I need you to pack my beak please

by bob buckner ctb January 22, 2010

skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

pouring salt on the wound

To make a situation thats already bad worse!

Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?

Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!

I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.

by Lexzqo May 29, 2019

salted your kipper

ejaculating in your pants.

ew you just salted your kipper, while eddie danced provocatively.

by finchh fuckerr May 5, 2010