clamp slapper

When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).

While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.

by Van Mad August 10, 2006

slapper

refers to one who is a zeta at BSC.

look at that girl she just pledged ZTA, tonight she's going to get drunk at the pledge party and post what frat guy she bangs on her livejournal.
I know what a slapper!

by howdydoody January 11, 2008

hand slapper

1. Your mom when you are little and try to get into the cookie jar or touch her expensive vase from India.
2. A bitch/asshole that doesn't want you to touch their goods.

Hey at least your mom lets you eat cookies whenever you want, mine is just a mean hand slapper!

Dude: Hey dude, that hottie at the end of the bar is stupid fly.
Friend: Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch, she's a hand slapper.

by Contrair April 14, 2006

Chicken Slipped

Accidentally killing someone in game by accident and trying to play it off like he slipped on a chicken

CT2 killed T1

CT1: Dude why did he die!?
CT2: He chicken slipped

by Ever-Grinning Bear February 25, 2010

Blonde Slapper

A Blonde Slapper is a mad chick, who is also known to be totes awsome

Hey mate, check out that scrussin babe over there...Oh wait thats no scrusser..thats an awsome blonde slapper! woot

by hiiiiii...... August 24, 2008

Slapper

Someone with an extremely loose vagina.

John: "oh my god, who's that?!"
Ryan: "that's Tina... She's a mad slapper."
John: "yeah I can hear her from here!"

by tashtashtash February 22, 2009

slappedwaffles

A type of man who wakes up in the morning and licks up a pile of wet chili fries of the floor and masturbates into a watermelon and then eats it

Wow that dude looks like a slappedwaffles

by Wet chilli fries in my sock September 26, 2019