Grand Slam

A male performing a one night stand with a female successfully penetrating, and ejaculating in every love hole, before going to sleep.

"Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?" Ya man, I hit a grand slam on her.

by Mr.nunes March 10, 2009

Band Slam

A movie with I-love-being-naked Vanessa Hudgens, some ugly nerd kid, and Alyson Michalka. DO NOT WATCH IT. It's RETARDED. Basically, some wannabe nerds who know how to play instruments and THINK they can sing get together and get a band, which, OF COURSE, *EVERYONE*, and I mean EVERYONE, just absolutely LOVES. Even though they pretty much suck.

Best Line: NONE.
Worst Line: Okay, this ruined the whole movie. "Whats your name?" *naked girl writes down SA5M* "The 5 is silent."

WTH? You loser!

DO NOT WATCH

Mileycyrusrules: I loved that movie, Band Slam.
Boomboompow: Wow, your a loser. *logs out*

by Fergie-Luv August 14, 2009

Slam-Bangin

An old and worn out rust-bucket foreign or domestic sub-compact car (i.e. 1988 Honda Accord 4-door... 1981 Ford Tempo)With a serious sound system. Usually these cars come with many trick options such as a broken quarter window (covered with plastic/duct tape) or missing light lenses.

Have you seen Derrick's new old car?... Yeah man, thats a Slam-Bangin ride!

by MATT SABBATH May 21, 2009

porkchop slam

1. Trounced in a battle of skill.
2. Exclamation of intense feeling after achieving a great accomplishment.
3. Whatever the hell you want it to mean.

That girl's so hot, imma give her a porkchop slam!

by ounrequitedo June 3, 2011

Pudgy Slam

The action of two obese homosexual males inserting their genitals inside each of their navels. The position this usually takes place during is the classic 6to9 position that most females enjoy during lesbian sexual intercourse. (Basically, two fat guys shove their dicks into the other guy's bellybutton.)

Person 1: Dude, apparently Bob and some other guy pudgy slammed each other!
Person 2: Wait... WTF HOW DO YOU KNO- shh...... Don't tell anyone... Damn I'm going to slam him harder tonight...

by Run2DaCurry July 19, 2011

Texas slam

(V): Texas slam is when a guy has a strap on his lower back with one girl bent over in front of him and the other bent over behind him. So when he actually ducks one girl it's like he's fucking two.

Matt: " yo mike I heard you had a threesome last night"
Mike: " no I did a Texas slam you dweeb ass"
Matt: " that's respect"
Mike: "rt"

by Dweeb ass69 May 12, 2014

slam a salamander

another form of saying "to smoke a joint" or to "smoke a bowl", developed for the use in public.

A: Hey, you wanna slam that Salamander?
B: Hell yeah, let's look for a good spot to slam a salamander.

by rastamani June 25, 2016