SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

Simp

Some nigga named Welson

Welson is Simp

by YesHeLikesMen69 February 10, 2020

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021

Simp

A lame ass fuck nigga named jerry

Damn that nigga jerry walked by and my simp radar went off

by _druh November 25, 2019

Simp

A simp is a man who idolizes mediocre pussy but gets nothing in return. The acronym for SIMP spells out suckers who idolize mediocre pussy

Person 1 “Omg did you that know jamel was a simp”
Person 2 “yeah pretty much everyone knew he simped over girls”

by Not Dylan rooberts January 24, 2020

Simp

someone who puts a girl above everybody else in their life.

wow, deon cutoff all his friends for a girl what a simp

by BarryMcCaulkiner January 25, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.

Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!

by Macalak February 25, 2020