boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."
by foxychik572 March 22, 2013
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This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
by Crabbinator March 26, 2013
Get the Secret Grape mug.The act of excusing yourself from a party and puking in secrecy, then returning to the party scene as if you didn't puke and raging per usual. The act of puking is then revealed the next day.
by Khuntrina May 5, 2013
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Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
Someone who cares more about how they look to others than their personal hygiene/sanity/self-respect.
Negatively used as these people put much care in their physical appearance to impress others rather than take true care of themselves.
person 1: "whoa, Billy always looks so put together- he's so hot!"
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
person 2: "no dude, you should see his room, it's disgusting. He's a total secret slob."
by observanthallmate May 25, 2013
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The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S
The Secret Silent Salmon Kiss can we shortened to S.S.S
Person 1: Omg! You Kissed Him?
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.
Person 2: Yes! It was incredible
Person 1: Was it like tongues?
Person 2: No, It was a Secret Silent Salmon Kiss.
by C.A.E September 12, 2013
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