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nub rubber

A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.
Guy 1: "Oops I messed up the job."

Guy 2: "Man, you are one stupid nub rubber!"
by Dingus999999 July 9, 2009
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Chub Rubber

A man who jerks off other men for money.
I heard Zach is a chub rubber.
by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010
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No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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extreme rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like extreme handball or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of extreme rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true extreme rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that extreme rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)
After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of extreme rubber chicken hair.
by yomomma123456789 April 20, 2009
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fruit rubber

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.
by McDown September 25, 2015
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magic rubber

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.
Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.
by Stick the UrbanMan April 21, 2021
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I am like rubber, you are like glue

“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you.”

Commonly used by children, but was originally a hex. Bouncing negativity off of you, back onto the sender.
“You’re going to be the fattiest ugliest loser!”
“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you!”
by ZachariahTheMostBeautiful September 14, 2022
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