Rubber

To be intoxicated, feeling like a piece of rubber

He was like rubber last night

by Irish Gav June 28, 2008

rubber duck

an inflatable boat (nautical slang)

There was a rubber duck but it did not look like it would be reliable in an emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2011

rubber match

The tie-breaking game between two baseball teams in a series. They call it a rubber match because the winning pitcher receives a tote bag full of condoms. All rubber matches are sponsored by Trojan. The policy was implemented in 1957 when pitcher Guy Hugesac died of "explosive syphilis" while pitching game 7 of the World Series.

Josh Beckett won the rubber match today! Thank God he won't be dying of explosive syphilis any time soon.

by Ahmad00 August 6, 2008

rubber ducky

Slang for a used condom.

Mike left his rubber ducky on the bed.

by Shane Michael August 6, 2006

Rubang Land

The place where all the gangstas go.

"Yo, man, I dunno about you, but I'm going down to Rubang Land!"

by Mr. Marymooper V Dörbendeicher October 6, 2008

Rubber Slushy

When one member of a sexual intercoarsing puts the used condom (filled with cum) in the freezer, to be devoured on a later occasion.

Payton: "Jordan, you got yogurt all over your mouth."
Jordan: "Oh! haha, thats not yogurt, its a rubber slushy"
Payton: "How'd you get one of those?"
Jordan: "Tyler came over the other night...when i was sleeping...."

by zachy wagner March 18, 2009

rubber check

a check that can't be cashed because not enough money is on deposit (because if one did so it would bounce)

I found a rubber check in his room.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008