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Hoovers the Rooster

Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.

Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."

Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
by Tom, from Urban Dictionary October 17, 2006
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loaf roasting

a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than the nose or ear is often inserted.
Hey John, I'm feeling kinda frisky, but your cock never truly satisfies me. Can we try loaf roasting again.
by big albert August 1, 2003
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you just got roasted

You basically got wrecked. It is a cool way to say you just got wrecked
Ooh you just got roasted
by By Someone Gay November 28, 2017
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Robsten

Robsteners or Robsten shippers are always (huge) Kristen Stewart fans and Twihards! They're interested in the (supposed) love life of two people (Kstew and Rpattz) they’ve never met. They think they’re “meant to be” but are pulled apart or told to keep their love hidden by secret unseen forces aka the big bad movie studio who they’ve turned into the villian along with the media, their management, paparazzi, Nikki Reed, Emilie De Ravin, Ashley Greene, Camilla Belle, Tomstu, ...... and anyone who opposes their opinion. They can't separate reality from fantasy! They are crazy and obsessed!
Robsten fans are crazy and obsessed!
by robstennonstencrapsten August 18, 2010
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Pig Roast

A sexual position involving 1 female and 2 males. One male is engaging in vaginal intercourse while the other is engaging in oral sex. The one in back slips it into her butthole and when she opens her mouth in shock the other man shoves his dick down her throat. They then proceed to spin her around their dicks
Dude me and my boy found this drunk bitch, we took her back to the crib and pig roasted the shit out of her
by BaconDaddy55 November 1, 2010
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Rooster Tail

Original name of a cocktail coined in Yonkers, NY by Betsy Flanagan during the Revolutionary times

The Origin of the Cocktail:

The originator of the {cocktail} was {Betsy Flanagan}, who owned and operated a tavern during the Revolutionary times near Yonkers. The story goes, the american officers raided a British Commissary and stole several male birds, which they brought to Betsy and asked her to roast, and on the evening of the feast Betsy decorated each bottle and jar in her {tavern} with the tail feathers of the roasted fowl. Betsy would use the tail feathers to stir the drinks for her guests. During the party officers kept calling out to Betsy for more {drinks} which turned into asking for those {"Cocktails"} hence the name {"COCKTAIL"} was born.
Calling for another drink the barmaid poured the liquor in a glass and stirred it with a rooster tail.
by Bar Guy July 25, 2011
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Weenie roast

where a guy burns another guys pecker with a match or lighter till he gives up information.
Man1: where do you keep your coke stash?
Man2: Go fuck your self.
Man1:Looks like were gona have a weenie roast.
Man2: Okay man in the bottom of the colset.
by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
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