Daddy Roulette

When a man has intercourse with multiple women putting his time being a single man with no kids at most risk.

"You been staying off dating apps lately or are ya still playing daddy roulette?"

by nokidsnodebt June 22, 2024

Russian Roulette Theorem

A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.

Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy

by Darth kugor February 6, 2026

Pregnancy Roulette

When five guys ejaculate into a small cup, then the cum is mixed, and pored into a woman’s vagina.
Nobody knows who the father is until a DNA test is taken 9 months later.

I can’t decide who I want to be the father of my children, let’s play pregnancy roulette!

by huddymenz December 9, 2024

fentanyl roulette

When six friends get together and snort a line of cocaine but one is laced with fentanyl

The group of friends thought it would be fun to play fentanyl roulette at the party, but didn’t realize the consequences…

by Tacius December 20, 2024

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Gorilla Roulette

As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.She called the ebg for assistance

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1

the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

by tacklezzz January 25, 2025