pull a clemson

To make it to a big stage or high point and then fail beyond comprehension. To fail miserably.

When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.

To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.

When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.

References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33

by ACC_SUCKS January 8, 2012

Pulling a Lorne

“Pulling a Lorne” is when you do not show up to work for days on end, you continue to get paid your wages, and there are no negative consequences to your actions.

He was pulling a Lorne last week and played video games all day at home.
Sweet!

by Lorne69 January 18, 2008

pulling a codster

Leaving without saying goodbye.

I'm too sad to say goodbye, so I'm pulling a codster instead.

by N0RVY March 11, 2010

pulling a Brian

Pulling a Brian occurs when a male seems very interested in a girl, pursues her for a decent amount of time then randomly decides that the girl is no longer worth it. The male then leaves with the excuses of "I am not ready" or "I haven't gotten over my past girlfriend." It usually occurs a month into dating.

No I am done with him, he started pulling a Brian.

by misspissedoff17 August 17, 2011

Pulling a Winnetka

How you describe the actions of a driver that shows complete obliviousness to their surroundings.

Typical examples include rolling into pedestrians on the sidewalk, opening car doors into oncoming traffic, and going the wrong way down one-way streets.

Me: "That car almost backed into that baby carriage!"

You: "Yep, they were totally Pulling a Winnetka."

by MioMioMio March 10, 2009

Pulling a Dillon

When you knuckle dust the shit out of a 6 year old during Black Friday while they are reaching for Legos then eat their lifeless corpse in front of their parent(s)

Grandma got caught Pulling a Dillon at Toys R Us. It was hilarious and i got some sweet Batman Legos for Christmas

by WhyamiWhite420 March 27, 2017

Pulling a Bush

Using a tragedy to facilitate your agenda

That tow truck driver was pulling a Bush. He didn't care that I'd just had an accident. To the contrary, he was glad because now that he'd showed up so quickly he could profit from my tragedy. Bastard.

by 720mgSTEEEVE November 29, 2009