Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.

My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning

by ciaragoldin July 5, 2018

blood poisoned corpse

A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.

That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.

by Goofy Newfie July 24, 2018

gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.

Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.

by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

Intellectual poisoning

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

League poisoning

When a league of legends player has a hard time enjoying games different from league of legends.
Often happens to player who are very competitive, And different games of different difficulties tend to be too little of a challenge. Of course some times the difficulty is unrelated and even the hardest game , Will still be considered easy compared to the likelihood of over-topping another player online.

Jon: "Oh dude you should play this new "Title" That is coming out, It looks sick!
Bob: "No thanks man I'm just gonna league"

Jon: "But dude , All you do is play league"
Bob: "What can I say , Single player games are too easy"
Jon: "Bob I think you might be suffering from "League poisoning"

by MrHangetsu June 22, 2019

Testosterone poisoning

When guys try to act more manly and macho than the other guys to impress each other. Often leads to idiodocy and dangerous risk taking.

All they talked about was who's truck was bigger to impress me. Tsk. Testosterone poisoning.

by Harmony1812 September 4, 2019

Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.

“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay”

by Laceythepaninihead September 7, 2019