pensive cowboy

simply my emotions 24/7 *yeets away*

human 1: hey
human 2: u r sketchy *pensive cowboy*

by ewwlol March 31, 2019

Dirty Pepino

The act of simultaneously giving a blow job and penetrating a man’s asshole with a mexican cucumber. Typically gay males.

My boyfriend and I we’re making a salad last night and decided to put the cucumber to better use.... he gave me a dirty pepino and it was super hot!

by Booboo kitty fuk November 19, 2020

pepitto

someone that thinks hes funny. someone that is racist against russians because he's homesick from his own far far away land named the Philippines. he likes rice the white kind, because like its been established he dont like them white european people yet he eats their food. but overall he pretty fun but its on personal opinion. but maybe he's chill enough haha

aw pepittooooooo

by natatatata May 20, 2009

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Pepijn

In Europe we have people called pepijn who are big ugly and autistic with a small penis and a large nose often they are addicted to porn anime and stupid games.

Look at that guy. He looks like a typical pepijn.HAHAHAHAHSH

by Ichbinmüde February 13, 2020

pepcid mc

its me
da pepcid
i spit rhymes
like no other
pepcid
im out

poo can eat my poo
poo
poo

by hank December 18, 2003

Pepito

Some poggers catto that kinda just vibes 24/7 and whose vibe checks are deemed to be impassable by mere mortals.

Check out Pepito over there hes kinda funny looking innit

by Pepito's left paw September 26, 2020