Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin

A type of medicine that will almost certainly kill you and cause many other 'minor' side effects such as:
Nausea
Vomiting
Losing all your hair
Heart attacks
Becoming gay
Growing extra breasts
But who cares it's fucking cheap!

It's also seen advertised as a song at the start of Amateur transplant's album fitness to practice

Do NOT use paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin for any medical circumstance

by Disorganised January 5, 2022

Para

Money

i have to stock para

by verdensbedstedj January 5, 2022

Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

Christina pulled the parachute cord last night

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

parabi

beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. kind, warm hearted, a girl with a small nose.

i want parabi.

by mmsalhe February 22, 2022

Para

Scottish slang, short for paranoid.

Used most often by those from Glasgow.

“I could hear noises in my house but I’m home alone. I might just be para.”

by glasgowstar May 30, 2022

parabang

1, An extreme paranormal experience
2, Hit by a total dumb but veiled reality

1, The guys got parabang'ed when they saw the ghost in the hallway
2, He parabang'ed when he found out he could not always get his way

by PangParabang July 11, 2022