Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter

Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!

by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010

Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.

Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.

by sno September 28, 2004

ballet parking

a drop-at-the-door parking method used when your date/girlfriend/wife is too much of a prima donna to walk through the parking lot in her pretty shoes.

Guy 1: Where'd you park?

Guy 2: I had to spring for ballet parking. Kate wouldn't walk through the parking lot in her new shoes.

by gmoney5 January 11, 2010

Parking Spot

The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents.

Guy 1: What are you doing dude,?

Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.

by Kennyyc May 7, 2009

Parking

referring to a girls bottom

that girls got good parking or I would definitely like to park in that!

by Rossi79 April 20, 2015

pucking

is to party and fuck at once, party-fucking=pucking




est.. joey c ,ezay

yo tonight lets go pucking.

yo i pucked this bitch

Straight pucking

PUCKING!!!

by donald brewer January 19, 2009

picking a wedgie

The act of pulling your underwear back into a comfortable position after a wedgie. The wedgie is usually a natural occurrence that happens to both men and women rather than from a bully. Such act is socially unacceptable and should be done in private (like in a bathroom) unless you're good at hiding it.

Joe: Hey dude don't you just hate it when your underwear makes your crotch uncomfortable?

Bob: Yeah. Picking a wedgie in public can be very hard.

by Weedblack May 14, 2016