poo radley

taking a shit and then realizing that judging shit on its colour alone is wrong.

'yo, i just saw a mockingbird take a shit.'
'that wasn't a shit, that was a poo radley'

by uncle tav February 2, 2008

Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song

♫Poo poo and pee pee...♫

♫Shit and piss...♫

♫feces and urine...♫

Yeah!! Poo Poo and Pee Pee Song!!!

by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011

poo jab

To put one's finger or head up another's ring piece.

In jail some may poo jab you if you don't allow them to have sex with you willingly.

by Jarryd The Great September 5, 2006

poo ass shitty

The superlative for all things crappy. It's something that sucks so bad it can't just be shitty. It has to be a clean reference to crap, refer to where fecal matter originates, and then finally be shitty.

Dude #1: Hey, did you go to the open mic last night at the Double Play Lounge? I heard it was pretty good.

Dude #2: Nah, who told you that? It totally sucked, no talent at all, i mean really, it was poo ass shitty!

by DPdaix October 31, 2006

poo farmer

a poo farmer is an odd individual who, in their spare time, collects floating poo's from public toilets, then takes them home to freeze (most likely in a standard household freezer) in order to carry out perverse sexual acts with the frozen poo.
can be spelt poofarmer or poo-farmer

"hey jim do you want to come poo farming tonight?"

"she's weird, she is a poo farmer"

by ermatty August 20, 2008

poo paste

Describing what someone, who has bad breath, brushed their teeth with.

Johnny, you breath smells like shit, did you brush with poo paste again??

by Dexter St. John June 14, 2007

Poo time

For when it is time to pass feces.

"Yo Jess"
"Yo Brad"
"Hey i think its poo time!"
"thats some nasty shit bro"

by Not 2 crispy January 18, 2009