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politiceurship

Growing a political system to better serve the needs of the people
Are you engaging in politiceurship? I am.
by Alanh123 August 3, 2011
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politichip

a microchip implanted into unsuspecting members of the population during routine surgery that forces them to hold certain political beliefs and subsequently vote at political elections in a particular way.
"Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he got politichipped. Goes around spouting all sorts of Conservative nonsense now."

"No! I'm not going to hospital! They'll politichip me!"
by skairkroh October 16, 2011
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Politicup

A cup or other drinking vessel with a picture and/or text showing/describing a politician with the intentions of humor, information, a show of support, etc.
Bob was proud of his Politicup collection. His favorite is the one with a picture of Joe Biden and the text reading "Cup of Joe"
by Austeer July 1, 2012
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Political Androgyny

the feeling one gets when a citizen of a nation can not tell any real or significant difference between various political parties and their candidates; that they must by necessity choose from each election. each of the parties may wear different make up and masks and clothes but for all intents and purposes it is the same actor. every year the same old thing but coming from "the other side" and nothing ever changing.
the feeling you get from "Political Androgyny" is like the feeling a "john" gets while trying to pick the female hookers from the drag-queen hookers while driving down a poorly lit back ally. you know that either way you are going to get fucked. but it is hard to tell if it is going to be one of those stories you tell your friends at the bar or one of those stories your friends find out and tell everyone about you.
-or like looking on craigslist for a quick bit of tail. what an add says is never quite what you get but you can pretty well bet you will end up with crabs.
-for example the term, "Obamnay" has been coined.... who supports what? hell even they don't know most of the time... who sent in the last biggest campaign contribution....
by Junglebob69696969 August 22, 2012
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Political gloating

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.
He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.
by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2012
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politicult

political-cult. any system of thought regarding politics and conspiracy theory; Typically devoid of ample evidence to validate such a claim.

may be applicable to either side of the political spectrum.
politicult: truthers, birthers, Kennedy assassination, theories which lend themselves to political intrigue and resultant fear mongering, and similar suspicions, to attract attention, generate confidence, and widespread paranoia...
by jamietreus April 19, 2013
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politically immature

When you act like a child and throw a tantrum and end friendships over different poltical opinions that don't align with your own.
"Wow.. Mr DiscoPup is so politically immature!! He got upset and defriended me on Facebook because I have a different political opinion than his."
by McThizzle May 13, 2016
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