When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
Get the hornea pokemug. by the 69 kid January 31, 2022
Get the Pokeesmug. by exampleusrname March 11, 2022
Get the poking your assmug. A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the cuke pokemug. 1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
Get the poking the hammug. by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020
Get the poking circlemug. by Thenry January 25, 2017
Get the gophers pokingmug.