Photoratchet

Your photo looks like.... DAMN.
Pronounced: Photo-Rat-Shit.
Root Word: Ratchet

Jawan: Damn girl, I saw yo new pic on Facebook....
Shanaynay: I be lookin' photogenic as hell, right babe?
Jawan: Nah girl, you be lookin photoratchet as hell.

by C.N.V. December 29, 2012

photobum

This is when you photobomb with your butt.

Jack sneaking his hairy butt into that shot was the best photobum in the history of photobums.

by GagaHonk April 28, 2013

Photobator

One who compulsively edits pictures manipluates images or photo shops them

Jim is such a photobator he keeps putting honey boo boos face on a picture in peoples pictures

by smp173 February 21, 2015

photosynthesize

1. To n.CO2 + n.H2O + photons → (CH2O).n + n.O2
2. To use big words

1. I like it when narcotic plants photosynthesize

2. Sometimes I use big words I dont always fully understand, in an effort make myself sound more photosynthesis.

by Nig' August 10, 2015

photocynic

a person who is extremely tired of pictures of brunch, cats, babies, duck faces....pretty much any pictures.

;D

Seeing 38 brunch plates, 17 margaritas, 51 selfies (27.5 with duck face), one baby in 46 pictures, and 23 napping cats before noon on Fakebook has really turned me into a photocynic. *posts picture of cat napping*

photo cynic selfie picture cat brunch photograph social media

by proudscars July 15, 2016

Photogeneric

When a person is always ready for photos, but doesn't necessarily look good in then.

Person A: Dude, look at this photo I just took of us!
Person B: Delete it.
Person A: Why? You weren't blurry or anything.
Person B: Yeah, but I'm so photogeneric there. I didn't even smile.

by Khonjin February 10, 2017

photohalf

When people post an obviously edited photograph of them with their ex cropped out.

Doll: Did you see what Sheila had posted last Thursday?
Dame: Yep, I recognized it. It was a total photohalf from when she was with Kurdt.
Doll: Me too - I took it!

by von groovy May 16, 2017