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by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
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Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
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by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
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Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah
*talks for a little to help*
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
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You: Idk
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You: Yeah
*talks for a little to help*
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