Lazy Richard

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

by Red dirt Ranger April 18, 2024

Lazi

To vomit shamelessly as onlookers watch

Go vomit in the bushes. Don't lazi!

by omelomoG October 31, 2020

LaZi

Pronounced (Lazy)

Greatness unbounded, a Mr.Unchained if you will, a top tier chad and all around great person, somebody with a slight god complex but not to the point of being a pain to be around. Can and will give the shirt off his back for good friends, but cross him and you'll be beheaded quicker than a jester with bad jokes in the kings court

that man he's so...so lazi

by That1guyMrHeseeks November 23, 2021

Lazy man's wheelbarrow

A modified version of the wheel barrow sex position. In this version, the guy sits on a chair or couch while the girl is in wheelbarrow position, basically leaning off with her hands pushing her off the floor. Unless it's a chair, the girl normally has to bend her knees right in order to make it work.

I was giving a lap dance to my man last night and he turned me around and had me in a lazy man's wheelbarrow.

by Julie Taylor March 12, 2019

Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 08, 2021

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE February 22, 2005

lazy..person..lol

lazy..person..lol is my idol

hey look its lazy..person..lol
Omg he is my idol

by Heather..the..queen..lmao January 28, 2021