(n). a person that loses their property to someone watching it for them.
(n). when you don't allow the return of a person's property.
"I'm not giving your trophies back to you with the way you treat them! As far as I'm concerned, you've lost the privilege to your own property."

"You lost the privilge to your own property when you moved out and left it here!"
by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 20, 2020
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Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.
When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.
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The loser who lives with me. The kid who has a special needs' disease who cannot function or leave the nest on his own. Not only has mental issues but also may be a homosexual, in essence my own special needs brother.
My brother Mike is called your own special needs brother
by David Rehmeyer October 30, 2008
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I drank my own tears

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
by MiuNyan September 17, 2011
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do it your own damn self

When you're too afraid to do something so you ask someone else
Harry: can you ask Tomous out for me?
Jim: no, do it your own damn self
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The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.
After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
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A D.va voice line that makes me want to game end myself
Dva: Im going to own all these noobs >:3
Me: No
by Nugget_isGay October 25, 2020
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