Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020

Callum Palm oil

Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.

“yo did you hear callum palm oil came out the closet?”
“oh yh it was expected”

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021

Bruce Jenner Oil

A term coined by Peg McMinty, referring to automatic (or manual) transmission fluid.

"Alright, we got engine oil on this- oh, this is tranny. Bruce Jenner oil on this side."

by Buttered Quayle November 22, 2021

Red neck oil change

Changing the oil of your car in the parking lot of a auto store so you can buy and dump the oil off without having to drive to and from the store.

Me and my friend are going to do a red neck oil change, want to come?

by Steepleton May 28, 2022

Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.

Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022

Deepwater Horizon oil spill

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the "BP oil spill") was an industrial disaster that began on 20 April 2010 off of the coast of the United States in the Gulf of Mexico on the BP-operated Macondo Prospect,6789 considered to be the largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry and estimated to be 8 to 31 percent larger in volume than the previous largest, the Ixtoc I oil spill, also in the Gulf of Mexico. The United States federal government estimated the total discharge at 4.9 MMbbl (210,000,000 US gal; 780,000 m3).3 After several failed efforts to contain the flow, the well was declared sealed on 19 September 2010.10 Reports in early 2012 indicated that the well site was still leaking.1112 The Deepwater Horizon oil spill is regarded as one of the largest environmental disasters in world history.

Person A: That shit was Deepwater Horizon oil spill
Person B: Boowomp

by The Deepwater Horizon oil spil September 20, 2023

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020