Defuniak springs

They are a bunch of inbred crackheads and people that think they are thugs.

Person1: Time defuniak springs
Person2: you must be a inbred crackhead.
Person3: you must be one of those wanna be gangsters

by Yak850 September 13, 2021

North Springs High School

A GAY and GHETTO SCHOOL.

Why does North Springs High School have so many gay and bi people? Is it something in the water? what the? I just realized.

by Hmm1278 October 4, 2024

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.

"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes

by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Even after a series of disappointing results, the coach, ever the optimist, declared, "We'll turn this around; hope springs eternal," as he prepared the team for the next match.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016