Love muffin

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

by Bethaney Hannah Scott (: January 26, 2009

muffin puffin

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

by StevieKay January 24, 2003

muffin basket

party with too many girls; as opposed to a sausagefest, which is a party with too many guys

laura: Did you go to that party?

margaret: oh yeah, but there were only girls there

laura: sounds like a total muffin basket

by karenthechthulu April 17, 2011

blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005

cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

by stevie September 15, 2003

Stud Muffin

An extremely adorable guy, who doesn't realize how adorable he really is.

He is very compatible with a Love Muffin

Im a Love Muffin looking for my Stud Muffin

Mr and Mrs Muffin!!!!

Love Muffin

by LoveMuffin86 March 2, 2010

muffin

A game consisting of a group of guys circle jerking onto a muffin which is located in the center of said circle jerk. Players compete by jerking their member until they ejaculate their "frosting" on the muffin. The last jerker to frost the muffin receives the pleasure of eating said muffin, along with all its frosty goodness.

Tom: I'm bored
Kyle: I have an idea! lets play muffin!!!
Grant: Absolutely!

by Corey Ellison March 4, 2008