Mud flaps

Noun
Matching tattoos located on the backside of the upper thigh on each leg, just below the buttocks. It is the basic stepdaughter of the tramp stamp, with a ribbon tied in a bow being the most common design.

"I thought she was real original until she turned around and I saw she had mud flaps."

by buckett_t._great December 17, 2019

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by Unknownbeautygirl1234567 September 19, 2021

Mud Baby

An individual comprised of human genetics and fecal matter. Also known as a "Piece of Shit!"

Conception was achieved with one egg, one sperm, and fecal bacteria. This is most commonly the result of intercourse involving a poop dick, but can also happen following a cum slide where shizz enters the vaginal cavity during ovulation.

That is one ugly ass mud baby.

by Artkyver13 February 20, 2019

Mud huck

When a horse throws a mud patty from it's hooves and lands on the ground.

Look at that mud huck on the ground!!

by Lsweder May 16, 2018

mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.

I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.

by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Rachel Sunmers September 25, 2021