Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

Honey Monster

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.

Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.

by E EL DEE August 3, 2008

sack monster

A predominately large male who goes gaga over large hairy balls. Attacking them in the fashion of a beast.

Hey look at Josh gobble those ballz, he's such a SACK MONSTER.

by Nighttygr October 14, 2008

grizzle monster

a girl who, aside from being painful to the eyes, is also fat.
very similar to a ripped sneaker,bridge troll, and a mud ape.

Daaaamn, that chick was a fat mess! I didn't know it was grizzle monster season.

by doc. July 13, 2006

monster garage

A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff.

Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on Monster Garage?

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

boobie monsters

sexy blonde twins with massive knockers.

Nate - "kristin and lindsey are twins right?they are so hot.. look at their racks..."
Zack - "yeh they are such boobie monsters!!"

by boob#1 April 6, 2006

club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.

Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.

by welderguy June 24, 2009