Trump media

The network and cable tv stations that made a lot of money from increased ratings from covering Donald Trump. The media has a love-hate relationship with President Trump, they love their increased ratings and hate President Trump. President Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trump army, liberal media, the media, cable tv, network tv

Trump media is in full swing 24/7, they love him and then they hate him, it drives me nuts.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

Social media

Hym "Here's another thing I don't think I went into. I didn't start using social media until recently. Come to find out, not only am I the lowest filth on the planet but I also believe/think all the wrong things, if I've ever done anything reprehensible in my entire life people that are (either) from my past or that I've never met can take away whatever success I manage to achieve, my dick is too small, the country is on the verge of collapse, I don't 'work hard enough', I need to spend all my money/time on 'improving myself' because if I don't I'm a piece of shit and don't deserve anything out of life, and even saying any of this out loud ALSO MAKES ME A PIECE OF SHIT because I'm 'complaining' instead of 'doing something about it'. Ummmm... Women should be fucking retards instead of me, people are perfectly justified in hating me but if I hate everyone else it's 'anti-human'...

Let's see... What else? Killing babies and little boy drag-queen competitions are fine but burning some cripple molesters alive is 'evil' if the cripple molesters have a vagina.... What else? I have to pay people money to talk to them. Hollywood directors will turn me into a movie (Agent of chaos!? Who else says that but me!?). I can't go to college because people who live outside of objective reality will piss and moan to the faculty until thrown out.... Women and the men they fuck instead of me are better than me... People who are dumb as dog-shit and (technically) evil have a million dollars and I don't... And they control the government... I'm just as safe as I would be if no government existed at all but I still have to pay them money or I get thrown in a cage... I have to help protect everyone's kids, wife's, and sisters in exchange for 0 dollars or sex... If I say the wrong thing publicly a lynch mob will form outside of my apartment and they will Muammar Gaddafi my butthole... I'm probably going to starve because of food shortages and/or my only monetizable assets have been stolen or reappropriated for evil and were stolen in front of 60 million people and everyone else doesn't see a problem with it. I have to care about other people (or I'm a piece of shit) while (simultaneously) 'minding my own business'... I'm probably going to die of prostate cancer... Yeah... I think there is some overlap on there but whatever. Social media is dope.

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

modafinil

The act of sticking a single or multiple baby carrots into an asshole.

Person 1: FUCK!!!!
Person 2: WHAT?!?
Person 1: My mom just modafiniled me!!
Person 2: FUCK! My mom did that to me last week!

by OrganicSlut March 9, 2016

Alert the Media

Underground rock band from long Island that kicks some major @$$. They play all types of rock and do not like to be limited to one type.

www.alertthemedia.cjb.net
or
myspace.com/alertthemedia

Alert the media are the best thing since Ramen noodles.

by Valerie is not a psycho September 11, 2005

madian

She can be very trying at times and can seem like a crazy bitch If you don’t know her well and she is crazy she will kill you so watch out for all you know she could be behind you right now

Omg is that Madian she has a knife

by Mattie Dooley September 14, 2020

MediaWhore

Someone who knows way to much about the media mediums, such as music, movies, celebrities and Video Games. This person sucks up all the information and never seems to forget it, and usually can answer anything about the medias on the spot.

"What Movie is on?"
*after one second of seeing the movie*
"thats insert movie title"
"you really are a mediawhore"

by Kyle Vesa December 7, 2006

Dhmhtrhs Modias

This type of creature is found in the depths of Japan. His existence is a legend among legends. Its said that it appears only when he hears the sound of an oven or a fridge opening so becareful of your food when you are next to him.

O dhmhtrhs modias einai xontrompalas

by fakerino May 23, 2025