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Tijuana Milkshake

When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."

Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"

Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
by Cocaine-cola December 14, 2018
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Millions of Milkshakes

One of the most publicized food and beverage brands in the world, as demonstrated by the incredible media it has garnered globally
I loved Millions of Milkshakes so much and my dreams were smashed last night when I was about to go there with friends and found out it had closed down
by SPrice1980 April 29, 2022
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Victoria milkshake

It’s when you hotbox a girls asshole with your vape and then proceed to shit in her pussy and then eat her out like a gentleman
Yooo bro last night I gave sally a Victoria milkshake
by @yert August 3, 2019
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butthole milkshake

When you cum in a butthole and drink it out with a straw!
I'm so horny I'm craving a butthole milkshake!
by Ss69Tim January 13, 2017
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Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
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Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
by Tho'adu August 10, 2022
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Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.
My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake
by BNBears June 9, 2025
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