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Yes. I will marry you.

Used as a comment reply on facebook (or other social media) as a response to a severely female-oriented action by a male.

Statements or facebook statuses that require this comment are generally made by males seeking the attention and approval of females. They believe this will increase their MRP (Marital Relationship Potential). This type of behaviour is known to work among certain female crowds but the cost is alienation from the genuine male community.
Man craving attention: Look at this picture of my baby cousin, he is soooo cute. I miss him soo much, he likes me sooo much xxx

Girls: Aww he's sooo cute. Looks exactly like you xx

Real man: Yes. I will marry you.
by Frank Deano 12 August 1, 2012
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Merriam

(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
Creating the definition of "Merriam" was the last thing Webster did before he died...
by Culture Vulture May 10, 2008
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Merriam(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
"Splendid Merriam. We have truly left our mark on the English Language!"
by Relics May 10, 2008
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Merrick

nice on the east border but crap on the west. surrounded by roosevelt and freeport on one side and the other side bellmore and wantagh. merrick is not the best place to be. unless your in south or on the east side.
roosevelt,freeport,and uniondale are retty hard ass. Wantagh,bellmore and seaford...have never seen a car under under 30,000. that explains it.Merrick leans more towrds the west side
by greenspeak11 September 10, 2006
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Merrick

A boy who should be acting like a man already, but unfortunately is stuck in a 18 year old mindset. He thinks he is extremely cool but in actual fact is great loser that thinks far too much of himself. He is afraid of commitment, so sleeps around trying to hide all his insecurities. He cannot be trusted, he WILL f*#k you around, mentally and physically.
Girl: I saw him with another girl straight after me! He just used me!
Friend: What?! Did you get with Merrick again? I'm not surprised he did that to you..

Girl: Yeah has no life ahead of him
by Aimee Parker November 3, 2012
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Joseph Merryweather

A bellend who always believes that getting naked is the way to go , always swearing and believing that "Fuckennnn " is the only word in the English Language. Swaying back and forth on a chair and swearing is his goals in life ....
Joseph Merryweather believes Constant swearing and saying fueckennnn when drunk. Gets naked on a regular basis at parties he feels this is when he should really get naked standing with beer in hand talking to people NAKED !!! ...
by mailface happy22 September 24, 2011
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MERPY HANUWANMAS

(Pronounced Mer-pii Hahnuh-wahn-mus)

A term/phrase that serves as a compromise to those who want to be Politically Correct but be able to use a holiday name in public without getting in trouble for it. This is a mixture of the three most known holidays in December. Merry+Happy Hanukkah+Kwanzaa+Christmas.
MERPY HANUWANMAS, YOU POLITCALLY CORRECT BASTARDS!
by Smkiller December 24, 2008
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