fridge magnet

an alternative and politer version of swearing

ah...fridge magnet!
rob schneider is..... a fridge magnet! (rated pg13)

by chris jones June 10, 2007

Fur Magnet

Anything that concerns and/or attracts the attention of furries, whether furry-related/aimed or not, directly or not, intentional or not.

Guy: Dude, I've just realised, the Pokémon series was much funnier before it became a fur magnet.
Bloke: Sure, I cannot agree more with you - And to think it's all Lopunny and Gardevoir's fault.
'Punny n' 'Voir, from inside Guy's DS: T_T

Bird: Hey, if you wan't better examples, Google teh Internets! It's like Rule 34, and pretty much often they work together. You've been warned.

by OtmShankIiI May 11, 2010

perv magnet

type your definition here: me,

how it's used in a sentence: "omg you're such a perv magnet"
"i'm a perv magnet"
"pErV MaGnEt

by PERV MAGNET October 25, 2017

Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.

You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

by smdbish April 20, 2011

magnetic

An idiot.

That magnetic girl is the one who does not know how to finish a......

by The one who attracks... October 20, 2010

receiding haired manlet

A person whose hairline is receding. This person is also a manlet aka short man who wishes he was tall.

Wow johnson look at that receiding haired manlet over there.

damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.

by bobby light69696969 October 27, 2009

Malleting

Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.

"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."

by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007