Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

murder

what you should do

i will murder u today

by OOF i just died July 21, 2021

Murder stick

A murder on site that is
caused by the shooting of a very High powered weapon

The murder that happened yesterday was done with a murder stick resulting in death on site

by Clue1204 October 15, 2021

glory murder hole

A glory hole with a part time job as a murder hole

“Better be careful man, make sure that glory murder hole isn’t a glory”

by Niggaalex March 25, 2025

Dallas, texas (the person not the murder)

Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass

did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again

by Varamochi April 02, 2022

A Murder Of Kyles

A Murder Of Kyles - a group of obnoxious males , typically young, loud, rude, the kind you don't really want to be around.
"Kyle" being used here as the male version of a Karen, and "a murder" paraphrases on the naming for a group of Crows, as well as the fact that being around A Murder Of Kyles WILL indeed kill your mood.

I went to relax in my fishing spot but a murder of Kyles was there so I decided to find a different spot.

by Semi Bald Eagle August 26, 2021

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU

What Inspector Gadget says to kill goku instantly

Goku: wait, you're the guy who's gonna fight me?
Goku: i am the strongest character in fiction. No one can ever defeat me with my-
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU
Goku: *dies*

by GenieTheDude April 29, 2024