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Moustache Weight

A weight that, if exceeded, prohibits you from shaving your moustache. This serves as punishment and inspiration for meeting goals. Typically associated with weigh/fight trainers.
Damn, Eric hit 175. His moustache weight is 169. He won't be able to shave that molester 'stache until he drops 6 lbs!
by pandasmash December 17, 2011
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mountain goo

Where a guy cums into someone's Mountain Dew and they drink it.
Connor was elated after taking a drink of his Mountain Goo.
by xaendreth September 21, 2013
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Mountain Discovery Charter School

The alternative to the alternative school. A small K-8 school. Popular activities include attempting to create drama despite the 60 middle school student body.
Man, watch out for those Mountain Discovery Charter School kids.
by MDCS October 16, 2014
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Mouthdo

A woman that you simply want head from no more no less. A woman with a unattractive body but lovely lips.
"Hey mouthdo keep your clothes on and taste this meat stick, you're looking skinny I think you need some of this protein. "
by DjLuBe December 28, 2014
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Mouth pearl.

"Kellie, here comes a large Mouth pearl."
by Not ewf June 12, 2014
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mouth vagina

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".
"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"
by RichNWhite September 28, 2015
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Mount and Balance

1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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