Second Mandela Effect

The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas

Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...

Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.

Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.

Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.

by pineappleisgood February 1, 2017

playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good wank.

Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by Usquebaugh May 14, 2008

Playing the mandolin

Another brilliant expression from France (jouez la mandoline) used to describe female masturbation. Also known as a right good bird wank.
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Sorry I overslept, but I was up half the night playing the mandolin.

by usquebaugh May 29, 2008

mando do do

something that has to be done without question in otherwords it is mandotory to do this

some guy:dude there better be two kegs at this party

other guy:hell yeah thats mando do do

by mp3playa May 27, 2008

Mandle

A candle that smells like a man. The scent is musky and is reminiscent of a hot guy's cologne. Can be found in a single woman's room along with a body pillow and a heating pad.

"That mandle smells just like Acqua Di Gio I have to get it" "My boyfriend is out of town, so I bought a mandle that smells like him"

by Anniz November 23, 2014

mandem

your crew/gang that you go around with and get in trouble with, usually 4-6 people.

teacher 1: Best get in isolation right now.
girl 1: No chance,not without my mandem.
girl 2,girl 3,girl 4: Get iso on friday mandem cause fishy's on duty first break,it'll be a laugh

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Mandeep Sandar

Mandeep is a strange creature who has hair like a girl and never washes it. He often visits the chip shop to dip his hair in the grease to give it a nice shiny finish. He often sports many different head wears ranging from a hair band to a tea cosy to keep his mush warm. Very hairy indivdual with a strong smell of daddy's sauce.

Monty: Is that a large, greasy muffball?

George: Nah, thats just Mandeep bless him.

by kingmustard May 8, 2005