Loose-Off

Any significantly long or significantly intoxicated night on drugs and/or alchohol shared amongst more than one participant. Loose-offs typically involve all or a majority of participants acting loose as per most standard definitions (including intoxication and debauchery). In Firehouse Hotel nomenclature the loose-off requires or results in participants being belted Loose-off is related to the US sporting term "Playoff" and can be understood as a Playoff (or Grand Final) of Looseness. Usually the title is conferred after the event. Eager (and brave) participants can establish a night out on the basis that it will become a loose-off

Last night was a total loose-off, I don't even know how I got home.

by Washed Up Walter October 20, 2008

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

serpent thou art loose

Nicki said this on instagram live about Megan Thee Stallion during their internet beef. This is one of the funny things she probably said during that entire live. I’m pretty sure it’s something that is referred from the Bible about the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. “Loose” as in “serpent get away from me”. Nicki was saying that Megan was a serpent who needs to leave her alone.

“You are a disgusting Serpent. SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!!!” - Nicki Minaj

by ThatGreatGenius! January 30, 2024

Loose bologna

When you make a dank ass fried bologna sandwich and get raw dogged at the same time and then he cums in your sandwich and you eat it

Brad gave Sam a loose bologna w cheese last night

by Kfuckingstar April 19, 2018

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE

Words that Nicki Minaj said when Megan Thee Stallion called her out for being married to a sex offender. Nicki went on an Instagram Live after the release of Megan's song "HISS", and just started spiraling out of control. "SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE" probably means Snake Is Singing Loosely?

"are you still friends with alex?"
"no, why?"
"because he started talking fat shit about you callin you out for who u date"
"SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!"

by distedoingsumunhorny May 28, 2024