Horse Loose In A Hospital

A metaphor used by John Mulaney to describe Donald Trump during his presidential term period.

"This guy being the president, it's like there's a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything's gonna be okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next."
-John Mulaney

by ComedyArchives December 5, 2023

loose vagina

loose vagina is when someone's coochie is passed around to all the homeboys. most of the time the lose vagina stinks, and can be bloody.

lv, loose vagina, she got louis pussy

by chinccybrat April 23, 2024

Loose

Note firmly tightened or right in place; to free or release; to not fit tightly

"That knot is loose"
"I let the dog loose"
"She likes loose coats"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE

Words that Nicki Minaj said when Megan Thee Stallion called her out for being married to a sex offender. Nicki went on an Instagram Live after the release of Megan's song "HISS", and just started spiraling out of control. "SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE" probably means Snake Is Singing Loosely?

"are you still friends with alex?"
"no, why?"
"because he started talking fat shit about you callin you out for who u date"
"SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!"

by distedoingsumunhorny May 28, 2024