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landon

did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny
haha "landon" your so funny
by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
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Landon

The most amazing and loving person in the world he will make you fall in love he is very cute.
Damn that Landon kid is so cute
by Madmad123 December 11, 2021
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Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick
“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”
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Landon cane

A FAT SLIM SHADY LOOKING WANNABE THAT LIKES FAT COCKTAILS IN HIS ASS
EW ITS LANDON CANE A FAT FAGGOT I BET HE LISTENS TO SLIM SHADYA
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Landon

sexyest man alive(i was told to say this)biggest stud ever.
hello Landon
by homeinvasioniscool January 8, 2022
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landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay
by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022
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Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
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