back logs

Shit that gets backed up in your colon and lower intestines as a result of neglecting your need to take a dump. Usually back logs are characterized by taking a dump, then about 10 minutes after you get off the toilet, you have to go back and take another dump that is roughly equal in size the first dump. Back logs are generally not healthy and are detrimental to regularity in your bowel movements.

Susan only takes a shit once a week. She's gotta have back logs, dude.

by LazySlacker June 28, 2005

what's growin' long

A greating exchanged by farmers.

This word really belongs in the rural dictionary.

What's growin' long pardner?

by Mandingoe May 23, 2004

Longshot

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t

That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney

by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020

Longshlongmob

All he does is speaking Fax
Sexy ass fuck
His Language??? FAX
His Shlong is long

Pls Longshlongmob do it😫

by .....Mercy February 19, 2021

Longskins

Giant condoms.

Used in reference to someone who might use them or simply as a greeting to a friend or significant other with a large cock.

Hey bb Longskins wanna run some league matches?
Damn, babe got some longskins?

Whatchu doing over there Longskins?

by Brokenskull101 May 17, 2023

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

Longbreed

someone who is taking too much time to turn up. This usually happens when waiting for a friend. The person who is the longbreed is the person who takes long.

'where have you been?'
'yard sorry bruv'
'mate your the biggest longbreed'

by nymbis January 20, 2009