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cum load

When said head-giver gets a mouth full of cum and can not possibly retain anymore before swallowing, therefore said person pulls away. In some cases however, the head reciever has more to share and happens to cum on head-giver when she pulls away or on himself.
i had to pull away, he had a cum load.
by udlady May 17, 2007
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loadstone

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers
stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!
by rubi February 11, 2006
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Load Larson

The perfect example of a Fictional pornstar name.
If I was a pornstar I would change my name to "Load Larson"
by nosniborn February 1, 2008
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Slut-load

Somewhere between three and seven men. Alternatively between five and twelve teenage boys.
How many guys can fuck this hoe at once?

About a slut-load.
by Home sizzle August 26, 2013
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Send a load to the coast

A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, sometimes accompanied by favourite reading matter, e.g. War And Peace. When the bowels work at their very best, and gravity does the rest.
CEO to secretary, "Hold my calls love, I'm off to send a load to the coast"

I'd love to accept the Nobel Prize but first I need to send a load to the coast.
by Peter Hawkins September 28, 2006
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gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
by Plug One February 25, 2009
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take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards
Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.
by HandleInUse69 January 3, 2019
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