Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.
by Chris Hardwick June 03, 2010
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Frontal Load

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.
James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."
by the septimus November 22, 2011
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Load Groans

A male groan signifying the arrival of an orgasm (ie..load). The load groan is typically emitted or elicited during the peak of sexual intercourse, or sometimes from a lonely public bathroom stall.
"Did you hear the load groans coming from the coat closet at that raging party the other night?"
by -=v00d00=- September 27, 2018
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black load

An approximate unit of measurement generally refering to a tremendous amount of something. Originating in the 1800's when ships were packed above capacity with enslaved Africans for export and sale.
There are 9 Hispanic people in that ford pinto, that is a black load!
by G-rat. January 13, 2015
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Fat Load

One who has the ability but no ambition. Someone who wants more out of life but without putting in the work and whom is a Fatty. see www.iamafatload.com
I was planning on working out today but instead I played Resident Evil 5 for three hours and ate a bag of cheetos. Damn I feel like a Fat Load.
by Gidyup247 July 27, 2010
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loaded dice

"loaded dice" is slang for sword fight amongst inter-racial male lovers... (see anaconda vs. meal worm)..
Jeff and Kenny were in the handicap stall playing with loaded dice.
by Judness April 19, 2010
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